Did they really say that? Yep. On the record.
Real, verified, and deeply strange things politicians have actually said out loud, on purpose, each one printed with the date and place it was said. Every quote is checked against a primary source, and every chapter is balanced across parties.
- Every quote verified
- Balanced across parties
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Every quote is real
Each one was checked against a primary source, a video, a transcript, or an official record. Misattributed political quotes are everywhere. None of them are in here.
Balanced on purpose
Four Republicans and four Democrats per chapter. Nobody is spared and nobody is targeted, which is the same standard our voter guides hold to.
Dated and placed
Every quote carries when and where it was said, so you can look it up yourself and win the argument.
Built for your phone
Sized for reading on a phone or tablet rather than for printing, and short enough to finish in one sitting.
Get Crazy (But Real) Quotes by Politicians
Volume 1, 31 pages, every quote verified and cited. Instant PDF download.
Get the e-book · $7.99What format is it?
A PDF you download the moment you buy. It is sized for reading on a phone or tablet rather than for printing.
Are these quotes real?
Yes. Every one was checked against a primary source, a video, a transcript, or an official record, and each is printed with the date and place it was said. Misattributed political quotes are everywhere; none of them are in here.
Is it partisan?
No. Each chapter is balanced across parties, the same standard our voter guides hold to. Nobody is spared and nobody is targeted.
Will there be more?
This is Volume 1. More e-books are in the works, including a political jargon glossary and two career guides for people who work in politics.